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lame stuff to brighten up your moody days.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk
3 old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three"? "274" was his reply. The doctor says to the second man "It's your turn. What is three times three"? "Tuesday" replys the second man. The doctor says to the third man, "OK, Your turn. What's three times three"? "Nine" says the third man. "That's great" says the doctor. "How did you get that"? "Simple" says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday".
Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing.
What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name.
Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book? They all have phones
What's brown and sticky? A stick
Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don't work
How do you turn a cat into a dog? You tie up the cat, pour gasoline on it, light a match and watch him go WOOF!!!! How do you turn a dog into a cat? You tie up the dog, getan electric saw to cut him, and watch him go MEOWWWWW!!!!!!
bethesda amk really has so many legless people haha! 0 comments