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name: izumi aka imuzi
spoke: 24MAY93
loves: God family church kitkat! music
plays: softball piano soccer
in: hwachong proed council 4H2




By Elies
Base Code & Inspiration nostalgia.
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Saturday, March 29, 2008

@ 10:02 PM

You Are God Alone
You are not a god
Created by human hands
You are not a god
Dependant on any mortal man
You are not a god
In need of anything we can give
By Your plan, thats just the way it is

You are God alone
From before time began
You were on Your throne
Your are God alone
And right now
In the good times and bad
You are on Your throne
You are God alone

You're the only God
Whose power none can contend
You're the only God
Whose name and praise will never end
You're the only God
Whos worthy of everything we can give
You are God
And thats just the way it is

Thats what You are

what can I give,
what can I bring.
I lift them up to you,
O Lord.



Wednesday, March 26, 2008

@ 11:03 AM

This was a conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in late 1995.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.


MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you too."

The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


Conversation Between Moses and God

"Excuse me, sir."

"Is that you again, Moses?"

"I'm afraid it is, sir."

"What is it this time, Moses. More computer problems?"

"How did you guess?"

"I don't have to guess, Moses. Remember?"

"Oh, yeah. I forgot."

"Tell me what you want, Moses."

"But you already know. Remember?"


"Sorry, sir."

"Well, go ahead, Moses. Spit it out!"

"Well, I have a question, sir. You know those ten things you sent me."

"You mean the commandments, Moses?"

"That's it. I was wondering if they were important."

"What do you mean 'were important', Moses? Of course, they are important. Otherwise I wouldn't have sent them to you."

"Well, sorry, but I lost them. I could say the dog ate them, but of course you would see right through that."

"What do you mean 'you lost them'! Are you trying to tell me you didn't save them, Moses?"

"No, sir. I forgot."

"Well, My Son always saves, Moses."

"Yeah, I know. You told me that before. I was going to, but I forgot. I did send them to some people before I lost them though."

"And did you hear back from any of them?"

"You already know I did. What about the one guy who said he never uses 'shalt not'. Can he change the words a little bit?"

"Yes, Moses. As long as he doesn't change the meaning."

"And what about the guy who thought your stance was a little harsh and recommended calling them the Ten Suggestions or letting people pick one or two to try for a while?"

"Moses, I'll act like I didn't hear that."

"I think that means, 'no'. Well, what about the guy who said I was scamming him?"

"I think that is spamming, Moses."

"Oh, yeah. I emailed him back and told him I don't even eat that stuff and I have no idea how you can send it to someone through a computer."

"And what he did say?"

"You know what he said. He used Your name in vain. You don't think he might have sent me one of those plagues and that's the reason I lost those ten things, do you?"

"They're called viruses, Moses."

"Whatever! This computer stuff is just too much for me. Can we just go back to those stone tablets? It was hard on my back taking them out and reading them each day, but I never lost them."

"We'll do it the new way, Moses."

"I was afraid you would say that, sir."

"Moses, what did I tell you to do if you messed up?"

"You told me to hold up this rat and stretch it out toward the computer."

"It's a mouse, Moses. Mouse! Mouse! And did you do that?"

"No, I decided to try the technical support first. After all, who knows more about this stuff than you, and I really like your hours. By the way, sir, did Noah have two of these mice on the ark?"

"No, Moses."

"One other thing. Why didn't you name them frogs instead of mice, because didn't you tell me the thing they sit on is a pad?"

"I didn't name them, Moses. Man did, and you can call yours a frog if you want to."

"Oh, that explains it. Kind of like Adam, huh, sir? I bet some woman told him to call it a mouse. After all, wasn't it a woman who named one of the computers Apple?"

"Say goodnight, Moses."

"Wait a minute, sir. I am stretching out the mouse and it seems to be working. Yes, a couple of the ten things have come back."

"Which ones are they, Moses?"

"Let's see. 'Thou shalt not steal from any grave an image' and 'Thou shalt not uncover thy neighbor's wife.'"

"Turn the computer off, Moses. I'm sending you another set of stone tablets. How does 'same day air' sound?"


Monday, March 24, 2008

@ 9:51 PM

Lord Reign In Me
Over all the earth
You reign on high
Every mountain stream
Every sunset sky
But my one request
Lord my only aim
Is that You’d reign in me again

Lord reign in me

Reign in Your power
Over all my dreams
In my darkest hour
You are the Lord
Of all I am
So won’t You reign in me again

Over every thought
Over every word
May my life reflect
The beauty of my Lord
‘Cause you mean more to me
Than any earthly thing
So won’t You reign in me again

man i miss all the songs sung back in phpps


Saturday, March 22, 2008

@ 9:52 PM


good friday's here man! haha anyway yesterday went for church service and uncle kenneth's messages were real meaningful. in the heart of christianity is the bible. in the heart of the bible is the cross. in the cross is the heart of God.

went to queensway to buy shoes and i found out that queensway sucks. walao all the shops all colonise the whole shopping centre lah! all same price and some of the shoes i see two years ago still there -.-

decided to go IMM instead and there got 30% discount :D bought shorts too. then chiong home and do work. ack.

woke up at 9 today to do some more work until around 1pm. school's crazy lah, but almost finishing :) went for yp and chaired singspiration! my, i'm seriously impressed with brandon's piano haha. improve so much man, well done. then bible study bengoh dono why super high today. played soccer in the rain for a while then makan and come home do some more work.

i know abit no life but hai, school give so much work...

new blog pic if you noticed!


Thursday, March 20, 2008

@ 10:31 PM

lame stuff to brighten up your moody days.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk

3 old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three"? "274" was his reply. The doctor says to the second man "It's your turn. What is three times three"? "Tuesday" replys the second man. The doctor says to the third man, "OK, Your turn. What's three times three"? "Nine" says the third man. "That's great" says the doctor. "How did you get that"? "Simple" says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday".

Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing.

What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name.

Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book? They all have phones

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don't work

How do you turn a cat into a dog? You tie up the cat, pour gasoline on it, light a match and watch him go WOOF!!!! How do you turn a dog into a cat? You tie up the dog, getan electric saw to cut him, and watch him go MEOWWWWW!!!!!!

bethesda amk really has so many legless people haha!


Sunday, March 16, 2008

@ 6:04 PM

march '08
so far and to come:

3rd - one week after disastrous accident
4th - operation
5th - at home with dumb nose cast. watched jumper and national treasure
6th - still at home, more stares. watched i am legend
7th - starting to itch. watched POTC 3
8th - went yp with cast and cast fell that night!
9th - sunday school anniversary (without cast :D)
10th - beginning of school hols. went to see specialist
11th - mug and adjudicate training
12th - adjufication for some debate competition. bball!
13th - went to see how leadership camp going. watched iwo jima
14th - brandon's bday :) whole day out
15th - yp and rfg
16th - (today) sunday worship as usual.
17th - back to school ugh.
18th - more school.
19th - ack. school
20th - founder's day
21st - good friday! :D
22nd - chairing yp
23rd - sunday worship as usual
24th - daddy's birthday! :)
25th - more school
26th - school holiday! hwa chong a levels own man.
27th - _ _ _ _ _ _ -.-
28th - ben's birthday.
29th - yp
30th - sunday worship as usual
31st - (parents') wedding anniversary.

"Just makes me say how much I love You
O my Saviour, my Lord and Friend"

if there's bad times, do I still love the Lord

_ _ _ _ _ .


Monday, March 10, 2008

@ 6:13 PM

cheer up people! cos i'm cheering up :D

found some of these quotes that i found super legless and funny hahahahah!

1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
4. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognises the element of surprise. 5. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
6. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
7. Chuck Norris counted to infinity- twice.
8. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head.
9. The only thing that can hurt Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.


preacher: 'the fish bones are on the himalayan mountains due to Noah's flood.'
john mark: 'but some fishes can fly!'

and the march hols have begun!



Friday, March 7, 2008

@ 7:26 PM

been done alot of slacking this year haha.

movies watched for the past one week:
Death note 2: The Last Name
I am Legend
National Treasure (one)
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (that was a looooong one man)

haha i think i better stop already.

now for the Qing dynasty holiday readings argh.
30pages of mugging to go.