@ 6:13 PM
cheer up people! cos i'm cheering up :D
found some of these quotes that i found super legless and funny hahahahah!
1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
4. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognises the element of surprise. 5. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
6. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
7. Chuck Norris counted to infinity- twice.
8. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head.
9. The only thing that can hurt Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
HAHAHA.
preacher: 'the fish bones are on the himalayan mountains due to Noah's flood.'
john mark: 'but some fishes can fly!'
and the march hols have begun!
imuzi.
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